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So I’ve just read news that The Crystal Maze (the amazing game show devised and hosted by the brilliant Richard O’Brien) may be making a 2010 return on ITV.

This furthers my anger at the world for being unable to come up with anything original and upsets me greatly when I read that Amanda Holden may present.

What the fuck?

Amanda Holden? She has no personality. No one can replace Richard O’Brien, no one would have that certain, “niave charm”, rapier wit or general energy about them in order to host the show.

It’s also rumoured that the show will be celebrity driven rather than contestants. More rubbish.

I’m a huge fan of Richard O’Brien and the Crystal Maze and think this is a travesty. (Unless of course RoB gets a thick chunk of the profits of course).